Hello, my name is Cory Brown and I spend my evenings doing research online so that I can maintain accuracy and realism in my semiweekly ridiculous alternate-reality microfictions about porn stars and pizza prophets. Did you know that, according to the the Academy Awards guidelines, every film sequel ever made is an adapted screenplay, due to the fact that it is technically considered to be an adaptation of the original film in its series? I didn’t either, but now we do!
There’s only one more page in this chapter, and it’s going up this Friday. See you then!